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Kurts Adventures

In Mathemagic Land

Created on 2003-12-13 13:35:57 (#1549702), last updated 2008-08-06

1,307 comments received, 1,013 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Craiger (Kurt)
Birthdate:06-16
Location:Coquitlam, BC, Canada
Bio
Everyone knows Jesus the man who healed the lame.
But I am Jesus' brother Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace, Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God but Craig don't give a damn.

Cuz when Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin Craig
I'm fuckin Craig
I'm fuckin Craig
Craig Christ

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I'm all so know as Craig the Keg, Evil Kurt, Craigers, and a few others. I went to High school at Port Moody Secondary, I'm doing some film stuff and going to school part time while working at Lordco. But hey I keep myself entertained damn it! Unlike others I'm totally cool and not Lame at all.

You lookin a fool sun,
go take a strole
My name is Craig the Keg,
ands That's How I Roll!

One last thing,

And now the question for you
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin through?


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